She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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