so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
