no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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