handjob tips. give me some.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize
