And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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