Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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