this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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