brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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