So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I love you. Go after that dick
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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