are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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