OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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