Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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