do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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