Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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