The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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