I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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