in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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