I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Of course I have a pirate flag
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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