We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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