Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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