Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Randomize
