U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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