she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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