she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He did a backflip because drugs
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
