just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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