am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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