Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Help. Why am I so naked?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
