I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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