Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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