love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
