If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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