I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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