The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
being pregnant is like rehab
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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