Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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