If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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