she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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