Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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