I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
