Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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