Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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