what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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