He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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