It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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