I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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