is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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