Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
