your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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