i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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