What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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