They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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